Honest Ape

If, by some chance, you don’t know what an LOL cat is, then go here.

So, I started doing a web-comic for the Mixxing Bowl, a site that was built around the community for mixx, a Digg alternative that (in my opinion) is far better than digg. But, let’s not get into my feelings on digg. Most of the strips (of which I’ve done 6 or so) deal with Social [...]

Sometimes, it pays to hire a better slogan-writer.

Today was my first day of my “Partial Hospitalization” program. In case you’re wondering what that is, allow me to educate you. Partial Hospitalization is going to a supervised environment, with aggressive therapy and medical management. The “Partial” refers to the fact that I get to come home at night. It was an uncomfortable situation, [...]

Undertow? Undertow? I mean, it’s okay, but what the fuck? What about us folks who don’t want it? What about the saps who bought it already? Your cheap asses can’t even offer two choices? Suck it, Microsoft. Suck it hard.

Unless you’re my wife or my brother, you have no way of knowing how much I love Bionic Commando for the NES. Well, if that last sentence didn’t clue you in, I love it. I love it like no other game from my youth. And it’s coming to Xbox Live Arcade. No, I’m not talking [...]

Without further adieu, I present to you the 100 best quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat-rooms. Want a sample? Here’s one I enjoyed (I left the misspellings intact):
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m [...]

iTunes, as most of the internet geeks out there might already know, is starting to offer movie rentals. In a response, Netflix has expanded their “Watch Instantly” feature. Now, any member, at any price range, can watch unlimited free movies online. At this point, the streaming library might be smaller at Netflix, but they do [...]

How do you fight an opponent that’s invisible? One who can attack you at any time, yet remains impossible to see or touch? How can you get other people to believe that you’re being assailed by this opponent when they can’t see or hear it? This is the issue that I struggle with, every day [...]

One of the funniest Onion articles I’ve ever read is Jimmy Carter’s “I Got What America Needs Right Here.” Prepare to have your eyes assaulted by curse-words and your body assaulted by vicious, uncontrollable laughter.