Hey, uh…got any used panythose?
Here’s a couple of Craig’s List postings that you might enjoy:
“Just get it hard and put it up against the monitor..”
Hey men, are you curious to see how big your John-Thomas is? Curious enough to print out a chart and whip your goods out? If so, the fine people over at Rubbot have designed a pdf that will measure your length and width. Or, as my beautiful wife told me, “Just get it hard and put it up against the monitor.” Good in theory, but my monitor cords are too short. Oh well. No worries, I didn’t actually print it out, but not because I’m too good to measure my schlong. I have no shame, after all. It was only because my color ink cartridge was out. Oh, and because I’ve already measured the length and width. So, why bother doing it all over again just because I get to use a fancy chart instead of the measuring tape from my wife’s sewing kit? But, hey, nothing’s stopping you from doing it. Just don’t ask my results, or you might get depressed the next time you look in your underpants. And I don’t want that. Because I like you.
The darker side of Oz
We all love L. Frank Baum’s “The Wizard of Oz.” Whether it’s the movie or the classic series of novels, the stories of Oz have entertained millions of people worldwide. However, there is a dark side to Oz that is known only by a few people. Before Baum decided to make his Oz books for an “All-ages” crowd, he toyed with the idea of a darker, more adult Oz.
Thanks to Honestape.net, you too can see the evidence of these darker books. After the break, you can see several unpublished illustrations that show exactly in which direction Baum had originally intended to go with the stories.*
Clouds shaped like bunnies? There is no worse omen…..
Oblivion, the game that has stolen more hours of my life than the mysterious and fearsome time-burglar, has a multitude of character classes to choose from. Unfortunately, not all of them are great. Hell, some are pretty damn pitiful. Like the following sad examples*:
Computers are great….
What do you like best about computers? Me? I like the agonizing pain and frustration they cause me whenever I hit a problem that (according to every google search I do) has never happened to anyone else, and for which no solutions exist. On the bright side, it only happens once or twice a week.
Where’s Micah from Heroes when I need him?
