Okay, maybe there’s no plan for a SNDN 6…. If there were, I’d be a shoo-in based on this creepy-ass photo of myself from a few years ago that I just stumbled across. Be afraid. Be very afraid. But not of me. I just look scary. Be afraid of rats. They spread plague. Ick.
Water flows smoothly
over rocks and pebbles.
But not Frankenstein.
A turtle is slow.
deliberate in his ways,
like my drunken father.
Peaches are sweeter
when your eyes are fully closed
and you’re getting blown
There have been some new releases lately that I think are more than worth your time to rent or purchase. I’m not going to go into the ones that have been covered extensively in the media, or overly reviewed. I’m going to throw three DVDs out that there I am almost positive you haven’t seen, [...]
The other day, we went to my Grandparent’s house so that I could set up their computer. I had already taken the hunk of a PC they got free from a friend and set it up at home, but I still needed to hook them up to the web. Which, unfortunately, means dealing with dial-up.
I [...]
I’m not sure how to react to this article, in which a man spent weeks constructing a Guillotine in his garage, for the sole purpose of committing suicide. Which he did.
There are millions of ways to off yourself. But I’ve never heard of anything quite so imaginative. So..do I applaud the man’s dedication and workmanship? [...]
Some days, I’d like to find the man who created the Caps Lock button. I’d hire some nasty ex-con to rape that guy. And then make him toss the con’s salad. As for the insert key? Well…..the guy who invented that particular key doesn’t deserve such a nice time. That guy? That guy would also [...]
Not very practical, an upside-down house. But certainly a pretty sweet tourist attraction.
Wrong, right, who cares? Long as it’s legal. Like Hayden Panettiere. A few weeks ago, I was a dirty old man who felt ashamed of lusting after a certain cheerleader. Now, she hits 18, and Voila! No shame. So I can get my wank on with pictures like these and not feel like I’m doing [...]