U.S. Americans
Both Kelvin and Paloo sent this gem my way. It pretty much speaks for itself.
Haiku, Haiku very much.
You might not know this,
but Adolph Hitler loved cats.
Cute, Jew-hating cats.
What the hell’s the point
of visible pilots with
invisible jets?
Wait, don’t wear that shirt.
Sure, it matches your pants, but..
I jerked off on it.
Rush to judgement
“…..Democrats want to get us out of Iraq, but they can’t wait to get us into Darfur. There are two reasons. What color is the skin of the people in Darfur? It’s black. And who do the Democrats really need to keep voting for them? If they lose a significant percentage of this voting block, they’re in trouble.â€
Rush Limbaugh, sounding as smart as he ever does.
whudjutalkinbout, imnotderunk, yerdrunk!
I just realized that Boo-Berry is clearly the ghost of a drunk. Look at him. Wavy and shaky, dopey eyes. Still wearing the same clothes for breakfast that he was wearing for dinner. The signs are all there. And clearly the berries in the logo are nothing more than alcohol bubbles. Poor dead alcoholic.