Dear God
Dear God (a.k.a. Yaweh a.k.a. Allah)
Could you please get down here and take care of your shit? Seriously. Could you just round up your faithful and take them away? It would sure be a lot less noisy and bloody down here.
Yours,
Joshua
Getting it on in Suriname


So, a couple scientists found a bunch of new species in Suriname and some people (nerds) are excited about it. That’s two of them in those pictures up there. Species, not nerds.
On being insufferable…
I would like to dedicate this post on depression to all of my friends and family. It’s funny because it’s true…
The Squirrel Master has taught you well, young Acornwalker

I needed this laugh today. Here’s the source.