News is an interesting word if you think about it. At face value, it is the plural version of new. New information. New updates. New things to tell you. So news is just what is says it is. Multiple new pieces of information. Somewhere along the way, the news became something more to people. It [...]
Arthur: Hey, Jim, did I ever tell you about the time I caught a leopard in my pajamas?
Jim:What was a leopard doing in your pajamas?
Here are some highlights of our recent trip to the local Asian market.
1. Products such as Bug Joy, Fress Red Union and Meatball with tendons.
2. Overpowering smell of Kim-Chee that almost drove us out
3. An entire octopus in bag of some type of liquid
4. A Vacuum Packed whole frog
The Top Ten organs in the abdomen.
10. appendix
9. spleen
8. colon
7. intestine
6. duodenum
5. adrenal gland
4. pancreas
3. kidney
2. liver
1. stomach
I present to you:
The Top Ten Numbers Between 1 and 10
10. 7
9. 3
8. 9
7. 4
6. 2
5. 8
4. 6
3. 10
2. 5
1. 1
As if I didn’t think Ann Coulter was horrible enough, she’s written an article today that absolutely astounded me. If there is a better example of evil in human form, I haven’t seen it.
She states that, not only was Falwell right about everything he’s ever said, he also didn’t go far enough when blaming people [...]
Human Giant, if you haven’t read my past post, is the funniest show to come around in the last 3,000 years. I’d like to say longer, but King Zhou Mo Wang really knew how to crack people up with this stage show he used to do. I swear, that guy…But I digress.
Anyway, they’re as funny [...]
If the judge in a case regarding terrorist information via the Internet has no idea what the internet is (no, that’s not a typo), it’s time to get a new judge. I don’t care which side of the case you’re working, that should be pretty evident. In fact, the judge that I am referring [...]
So, is Much Happy Super Cat Fly Bow Golf really the name of a game? No, but that’s not the point. The point is..wait, what was the point? Never mind, just go play this flash game. Should kill a good 30 minutes or so. Time that you’d otherwise waste doing something else pointless.
Jerry Falwell, the founder of the Moral Majority and all around swell guy, died yesterday. Rather than rant at length about this miserable waste of a human being, I’d like to let him speak for himself. So, sit back and enjoy some of my favorite quotes from Falwell on a myriad of topics.