Honest Ape

Why, oh why, is all my spam for viagra? Nothing else… Either the viagra spam gets through my filters better than others, or someone I know is trying to tell me something…..Paloo, I’m looking in your direction.

Okay, enough people. Sure, the Catholic church allowed a lot of rape and molestation to go unpunished. They might have covered it up a bit here and there. But seriously, you need to stop suing them for it. Because…well, they said so or something.
thanks to kelvin for sending this one my way at the [...]

First of all, be warned. This link is Not Safe For Work. To be more precise, it’s a link to an x-rated video. So, if you’re a prude or something, don’t visit it.

If you think 300 is too graphic for your children, you might want to consider taking them to the new, PG-13 version that’s coming out in a few weeks. Here’s the trailer.
Thanks to Hot Nikks for the heads up.

If you were considering going to see “The Reaping,” as I was, you may want to read this review. It pretty much ass-reams the film in every aspect and has convinced me to pass on it. I’ll still catch it on HBO when it gets there, but I won’t be shelling out any of my [...]

What the fuck is up with all the ashes that get flung into space these days? It seems like every day I hear about another sci-fi author or astronaut who is having their ashes scattered out in the final frontier. Most recently, Star Trek’s Scottish Ernest Borgnine, a.k.a. Scotty a.k.a. Jimmy Doohan.
C’mon, people! The ship [...]

Where would we be without Photoshop? Seriously, that little bit of magic from Adobe has brought the internet more laughs that anything I can think of. This collection of photoshopped Hilary pics brought me more laughs in 3 minutes than I had all day.

Hey, Navy Officer from the Bachelor! Deciding which money-hungry woman to give a rose to is not, and will never be, the hardest decision you will ever make. Hyperbole’s lame and so are you.

This post might be a little disjointed, but it’s the first time I’ve ever tried to write with my balls in my stomach. If you’ve never had your nuts kicked so hard that they end up in your belly, then you wouldn’t understand. But I’m happy as can be. So what gives? Well, I just [...]

It’s amazing how boring things like putting cream in coffee become something fascinating when viewed in slow-motion or high-speed photography. I mean, look at this picture! How sweet is that? The answer is: hella sweet.