I think I just impregnated my underwear
Tonight’s episode of Heroes was like listening to Psychobilly Freakout and watching The Invisible Woman and She-Hulk double-teaming Spider-man while eating a Reese’s peanut-butter cup Blizzard and getting a blow-job from Jean Grey.
Halogasm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That exclamation point is not hyperbole, you lucky motherfuckers. I don’t use it wantonly. It is a fucking warranted line and dot. Why? Why??
I’ll tell you why.
If you can read this, you’re standing too geek
If the shirt above amuses you, then you and I are peas in a very geeky pod.
Teeny Tiny Fists of Fury
Cross Oddjob with James Bond and stuff the resulting person into a three foot body and you get - Weng Weng, the Philippine’s number one super-agent. As if you didn’t know that already….
It’s no Laguna Beach, but it’ll pass the time..
MTV did something that shocked the hell out of me a few weeks ago. They actually ran a decent show. Better than decent. It’s fucking great. And no, I’m not talking about The Real World/Road Rules Pottery Competition or the new reality show about Lindsey Lohan’s liver.
