04.30.07

I think I just impregnated my underwear

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Tonight’s episode of Heroes was like listening to Psychobilly Freakout and watching The Invisible Woman and She-Hulk double-teaming Spider-man while eating a Reese’s peanut-butter cup Blizzard and getting a blow-job from Jean Grey.

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04.25.07

Halogasm

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That exclamation point is not hyperbole, you lucky motherfuckers. I don’t use it wantonly. It is a fucking warranted line and dot. Why? Why??

I’ll tell you why.

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04.23.07

If you can read this, you’re standing too geek

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If the shirt above amuses you, then you and I are peas in a very geeky pod.

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04.21.07

Teeny Tiny Fists of Fury

Cross Oddjob with James Bond and stuff the resulting person into a three foot body and you get – Weng Weng, the Philippine’s number one super-agent. As if you didn’t know that already….