The three hippest fellas at the AARP convention…
written on June 28th by Ape
tagged: aging, beastie boys, funny, old age, photoshop
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You gotta fight...for your right...to hard-ons!
Seeing this picture of the Beasties really blew my mind. And made me feel old. So much so that I had to immediately photoshop it. Because it was either laugh or cry. And I picked laugh.
Gay Test
written on June 15th by Ape
tagged: funny, stupidity, yahoo answers
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A Brief Word or Two on Gay Marriage
written on June 10th by Ape
tagged: gay marriage, humor, satire, sexuality
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Some American Idol Guy is Gay And I Could Give A Fuck
written on June 9th by Ape
tagged: American Idol, news, Sexual Orientation
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On the front page of several news sites this morning were headlines about some guy who was on American Idol announcing that he’s gay. Jesus fucking Christ, people, is this news? Unless some American Idol contestant loses his mind and shoots up a Denny’s, I shouldn’t be seeing him or her on the front page of any news site. Furthermore, why do we, as a nation, still care so much about someone’s sexuality? And not just care about it, care so much about it that it warrants being front page news? For shame, America. For shame.



